F'Sho

&Finally, the day cometh

THE CARDINAL RULES.

If Mr. Bomar follows these rules to the letter, he will be fine. If he deviates from them in any, way, shape, or form, he will be violently removed from the CornerBoy Facilities and removed from the airwaves for good. here are the rules that he must obey:

1. The Cardinal must refrain from Hate Speech from this point forward. Certain Racial ephitets are no longer allowed on the CornerBoy Network.

2. The Cardinal must observe all time limits and treat each and every on-air guest with the respect they deserve, regardless of their behavior.

3.The Cardinal must from here on out practice better hygeine, There will be no more on-air Belching, Gas Passing, Scratching, or other filthy habits as determined by “ME”.

4. The Cardinal will develop New, Fresh, Material that does not involve Anal References. The Cardinal allowed 2 Anal references per show now.

5. The Cardinal will see out Professional Mental Health Care to deal with his myriad of issues.

6. The Cardinal will immediately take steps to cure his chronic halitosis.

7. The Cardinal will never again mention the British Consulate, Adult Actress Jada Fire, Coach Charlie Weiss, Rosa Parks, or Lisa Simpson, by name again. If done so, this will lead to immediate dismissal.